My wife doesn't cook. In fact, she isn't allowed in the kitchen. So in order to prevent us from starving to death, I cook. Her job is to sit on the sofa, look pretty, and eventually eat when the dinner's ready.

If it looks nice, I cooked it.
If it looks awful, my wife probably tried to help.

This is a metric kitchen.

All photos are mine unless reblogged from other sources.
~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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Tomato Chicken with Mozzarella

Chicken, fresh basil, scallion, mozzarella pearls, spices.

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Snails with Blue Cheese

Snails (escargots), olive oil, butter, garlic, pepper, blue cheese. Same dish with bacon in the background.

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~ Monday, May 21 ~
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~ Sunday, May 20 ~
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Chicken with Basil

On top: chopped fresh basil, lemon olive oil, lemon pepper, black pepper, salt. Rub on chicken. 15 mins, 200 °C.

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~ Friday, May 18 ~
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Paella

Onion, garlic, olive oil, chopped tomatoes, chopped red sweet pepper, peas, saffron, chicken, shrimps, mussels, Basmati rice, chicken stock, white wine.

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~ Thursday, May 17 ~
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misnoumenon asked: Wow, you even make sushi! How did you learn how to cook?

Self-taught.

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smallsmileviolentlies asked: This blog is beautiful. I'm a fan your NSFW blog as well, and I thought that was perfect.. until I looked at this one. I have no words for this kind of perfection.

Thanks, although you should probably know that I only photograph the ones that turn out looking alright. At least half of my cookings look like vomit and therefore they don’t end up in my blog. :P

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